Website Time-Suckers You Shouldn't Look At

Hi! Thanks Samantha for inviting me back to Kiss and Tell Girls. I'm LB Gregg and my latest book, In and Out, hit the cyber shelves last Friday. It's the fourth book in my Men of Smithfield series--my spring edition--and it's a story of redemption, rebirth and, naturally, it's about hot steamy love between a lonely agoraphobic writer and an unsuitable, virginal, young gardener

Former television sensation and renowned world explorer, Holden Worthington, is held prisoner by crippling agoraphobia. When a sexy young laborer arrives to set his property to rights, a ray of light glimmers in Holden's dark and narrow world. A grisly discovery throws the two men together, and Holden finds his world turned inside out by his inappropriate longing for his awkward, young employee, Adam Morgan, and by a threat growing around them both. All of Smithfield believes Holden has something to hide, and Adam is determined to bring everything--including Holden Worthington--into the open.>You know you want it!

PROMO COMPLETED

I had a big plan for today--I was supposed to blog about Robin Hood 2010 (with Russell Crowe)-- but I changed my mind. Fiddle dee dee. This morning, while tooling around the internet, I stumbled across a few fabulous new time suckages, and I'd like to share them with you.

Websites that amuse me when I should be doing other things.

Postcards from Yo Mamma

This blog is filled with hilarious notes, texts, and words of wisdom from moms to their savvy kids.

Job Offer:

Backstory: Message my brother received from my mom regarding a summer job at BlackBerry maker Research In Motion.

Mom: did you get my email?
Mom: for a RIM job
Mom: whatever


And this one that sounds vaguely like an early Linda Howard category.
Dadnapping:

Mom: did I ever tell you about the time we kidnapped your dad?
Me: no
Mom: well I’m not gonna tell you now either, might incriminate myself
Mom: some other time when nobody’s around
Me: whaat
Mom: I will say this…I never saw your father as scared as he was that night! Hehe

Waste an hour here snorting and chortling.

Awkward Family Photos

I found this site from Jennifer Crusie's facebook. It's creepy. It's funny. And I'm terrified I'll stumble across a photo of myself.

Yikes!

Passive Agressive Notes
PassiveAggressiveNotes. We've all done it. Left a sticky that maybe we shouldn't have. My kids leave them for me sometimes. And who hasn't left a note at work? LB'S LUNCH HANDS OFF.

The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

Sarcasm at its easiest.

Anyway, now that I've wasted not only hours looking at blogs...I've put the post together for Sam's amusement. She loves me, she does.

I'm off to Kent to sit in the coffee shop and write all day. Thanks for having me again!

~LB

Sam Says: Yes, I am highly "amused." I loved that one the best. Thanks for the time "suck." He he. (And yes, I'm goosing her in the photo above.)