<< My Office Door.
I’ve been writing. I mean that really awesome-- in the groove-- get it done kind of writing that comes to us every so often and makes us love what we do. I haven’t had this in years. It’s Nirvana on a keyboard. Okay. Maybe that’s a bit over dramatic, but I am in the mode and it rocks.
However, due to my handy-dandy iPhone and it’s iNotes app, I’ve taken a few moments here and there to document some random comments overheard in the Freeman household in an average week.
These words were uttered by HB, the 8-yr-old princess or myself.
You guess. Easy-peasy? Not so much.
Bad guys get no BJ’s.
The meter of beef never gets old.
Who says taking a dump can’t be cute.
This is s-e-x.
If you have more money, you have more dignity.
I don’t want to pull a brain muscle.
Maybe it was the entrails by the door.
It’s vibrating in my pants.
She said I needed a threesome.
Sit on that and spin awhile, buster.
Panties must come off first.
That hurt. Do it again.
It’s squirrel mania out there, I tell ya.
It’s not my fault you have boobs.
I need two mustaches.
See. Sometimes it’s hard to separate the young from the young at heart… isn’t it?
~Mari
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5 comments:
Bad guys get no BJ’s. HB
The meter of beef never gets old. HB
Who says taking a dump can’t be cute. Princess
This is s-e-x. Princess
If you have more money, you have more dignity. Princess
I don’t want to pull a brain muscle. You
Maybe it was the entrails by the door. HB
It’s vibrating in my pants. HB
She said I needed a threesome. Me to You
Sit on that and spin awhile, buster. You
Panties must come off first. You
That hurt. Do it again. You
It’s squirrel mania out there, I tell ya. Princess
It’s not my fault you have boobs. Princess
I need two mustaches. You
Sam's Score 7 out of 15...
Bad guys get no BJ’s. HB - NO
The meter of beef never gets old. HB - Yes
Who says taking a dump can’t be cute. Princess - No
This is s-e-x. Princess - Nope
If you have more money, you have more dignity. Princess - Yes
I don’t want to pull a brain muscle. You - No
Maybe it was the entrails by the door. HB - No
It’s vibrating in my pants. HB - Yes
She said I needed a threesome. Me to You - Yes
Sit on that and spin awhile, buster. You - No
Panties must come off first. You - Yes
That hurt. Do it again. You - NO again.
It’s squirrel mania out there, I tell ya. Princess - Yes
It’s not my fault you have boobs. Princess - Yes
I need two mustaches. You - No
That's right at 50% LOL and you know us! Harder than you think.
Some of these were really hard! I sort of did eeny-meeny-miney-moe. Um, I don't know how to spell that, actually. Anyway, some of them it was a hard call between you and HB. But I knew the threesome one. :-) I will leave the other 8 for smarter commenters. And you were generous, I was actually at less than 50%. A big fat F. (Parent teacher conferences are tomorrow.)
Just...OMG! LMFAO!
And by the way, I would KILL to have an office door! Well, and the room behind it...
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